February 2009
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January 2009
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Judicial humor is a dreadful thing. In the first place, the jokes are usually...
– Making and Doing Deals: Contracts in Context
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Another hilarz news report gone awry.
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from the mouths of babes (i.e. mothalicka)
“I just went to KD headquarters it was so awesome… I met Bonnie Purvis Warren and took a picture with her making a hookem sign!!!!!!!”
I’m so proud!
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I tried the MyHeritage face recognition thing again and got (young) Kim Cattrall!
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Me: and now i'm headed to Southlake
Putty: ah, the land of the dragons. where bleach flows like wine
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Bear with me today....
as I make some needed revisions to the tumblog.
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Drami: you're erin wood!
you're gonna do what you're gona do
its half why i like you as my friend
Me: :-D
Drami: other half is bc you like to get boozy
and other half is bc you look at my blog
and other half is you listen to the good music
Me: awwwwwwww, thankx
Drami: :)
Me: also the abbreves don't hurt ;)
Drami: that's the final half
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Design your very own Evil Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do...
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Why do blessings wear disguises? If I were a blessing, I’d run around...
– Sophia from Golden Girls
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Word of the Day: Curler?!?!? Really,...
curler
(noun) A mechanical device consisting of a cylindrical tube around which the hair is wound to curl it.
Synonyms:crimper, roller
Usage: A woman with her head full of curlers is not a pretty sight.
This was the best they could do? It’s seriously the Word of the Day that popped up on my iGoogle. Also, WTF is with the usage sentence? I happen to look perfectly stunning with a head...
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Baylor Law School: Where fun goes to die.
– Some guy’s sad t-shirt at my condo’s gym.
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I HaVE tHe BeST fRiENDS EVeR!!!
Drami:
i wonder if she knows about his past
Me:
yeah, i wonder
is she smart?
Drami:
i dunno
i have never met her
she tYpEs LiKe ThIs ThOuGh So I MeAn...
Me:
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
lolrus
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